For peak holiday travel, fly nonstop from Dallas to San Francisco for $313 roundtrip on American Airlines.
Searching AA.com, we found seats departing DFW on Tuesday, December 24, Christmas Eve, returning from SFO on Wednesday, January 1, New Year's Day.
Yes, this is a basic economy fare, but keep in mind that does include a carry on bag plus a personal item. You don't get to choose a seat and you board in the last group, but who cares? If the goal is to get from A to B as cheaply as possible on Christmas, this is how you do it.
As always, you'll find lower fares available for non-holiday travel.
For a look at more great deals, see our complete listings for Dallas DFW.