No, no, not that actress from Designing Women. You're thinking of Delta Burke. We're talking about Delta Airlines and Monroe, Louisiana. You see, before making the move to HQ in Atlanta, Delta Airlines was initially based in Monroe. And, to celebrate their 80th anniversary, Delta is selling tickets to/from Monroe at $80 each way. Sure, the Monroe Wikitravel page features a completely blank 'things to do' section, and the only real draw listed seems to be the Pecanland Mall - but hey, surely you can find something. If not, Shreveport and New Orleans are just a car ride away!
All fares must be purchased by May 1, and are good for travel through July 30. Blackout dates include June 26, 27, 28, July 2, and 5.