Did you hear the one about the airline delivering a corpse to the pet store? Wait, not kidding.
That really happened yesterday in Philly, and - as a former baggage handler responsible for shuffling around the occasional dead body - I cannot imagine how. Seeing the words HUMAN REMAINS glaring out at me from the cargo manifest was always pretty sobering, no matter how goofy and 'TGIF' my day may have been going previously. Then there's the part whereby the body was mistaken for, uhm, a box of fish. Living ones. Yes, even though the casket is encased in cardboard, it's still labeled with the deceased's info and (clue!) the head is marked THIS END UP towards the nose of the plane as to avoid embalming fluid from exiting the mouth. Which - had I ever actually witnessed - would have caused lunch to exit from my mouth. Ew.
Our point is, it's hard to mistake a dead human for living fish. Just like it's hard to justify trapping passengers for 9 hours on the runway with little water and a shoddy toilet, it's hard to justify not refunding a fare when a passenger has to undergo emergency surgery or -worse- has died, or - like we saw in Honolulu last month, tell a little girl in an oxygen mask that she doesn't meet early boarding criteria because she doesn't have a doctor's note.
These kinds of colossal blunders and heartless judgement calls happen every day, and no doubt you've suffered through one during your own travels. Got a tale of woe to share with the class? Tell us all about it in the comments below.
If TSA is going to confisicate and throw away items, shouldn't they also be required to offer a solution? Such as an area to stow your already searched bags so you can run to your car?
For the last eight years I have removed clothing, been patted down, and been randomly searched on more than one occasion on the same trip. Hasn't the airlines and airports figured out how awful this is? And unhealthy mentally?
I'm not sure I will fly again for awhile. I found the whole airport experience to be disturbing and a royal pain.
So we take off and about halfway through our flight (we were probably 45 minutes away from Belize) they come on and say that the fan was still not working and we will pop into Houston really quick to get it fixed.
So we head back to Houston and land about 20 minutes later. At the gate they tell everyone that they can get off to use the restroom, but to stick close to the gate. What do you know, people were coming back with snacks and ice cream. So we had to wait even longer for everyone to get boarded again. About an hour later we are finally on our way to Belize.
What really made us mad is that it was only the first class lavatory with a problem. The ones at the rear had no problems at all. Also add the fact that we could have made it to Belize in the time it took to turn around and get the problem fixed in Houston.
We left the gate twice.
We took off once.
We spent the night in Cincinatti.
We spent all day (having left Dayton at 7:30 AM for a 10 AM departure out of CVG. We landed at CVG at 11:30PM. We couldn' continue our trip to Las vegas because the delta did not supply this flight with adequate crew staffing.
There were a host of other problems during the day (inadequate crew, lost pilots, broken planes etc.). But taking off for LAS and having to return really took the cake.
I just wanted to know how many frequent flier miles I would recieve for flying for Gate 62 to Gate 79.
My most recent horror story was a flight the first week of Dec. 2008 returning from Mississippi to Mpls. I had a small wheeled bag that I was made to check outfitted with TSA locks. Upon arrival I couldn't help but notice the lock and zipper pull had been cut off the bag. Now I fly enough to know they have a master key to open those locks and that's fine with me since I have nothing to hide. Why then was it necessary to cut off the lock and why the zipper pull? This bag became garbage since it's useless. Has anyone ever tried to file a claim with the TSA? What a joke! Who has pictures of their bags not to mention the receipt for the purchase of said bag? So in addition to cramped quarters (is it me or do they get smaller every year!), rude treatment, paying to check a suitcase (who goes on vacation without a suitcase?), buying your own beverage (what happened to free beverages and even something to eat not just peanuts?), now the fact that you may have your perfectly legal lock removed in such a way that they ruin your bag is a distinct possibility.
Whoever said the customer is always right was dead wrong. It's gone from bad to worse in the air and customers seem to have no recourse.
I in the meanwhile was trying to get to Hawaii from SFO. They had an engine that needed to be handstarted. That engine sounded very bad to me (not a mechanic). As we were heading out, we were routed back to the gate because our engine was on fire per the plane behind us. It took another 8 hours to get a new plane.
In any case, we never got to Baltimore, as there was a problem with the plane in Boston and when we checked in the agent went straight to work trying to get us to San Juan on a busy Friday before Feb school vacation week (E Coast). She spent a full 45 minutes slogging heroically and skillfully thru one virtual maze after another, but finally found a way, though it would mean our 6 hour trip would become 16 hours!
This brings us to part 2). After a 2 hr wait, we flew to Cincinnati, where we spent a couple hours before winging to Atlanta. On the plane from Kentucky--how many of you knew Cincinnati's airport is not in OH?--my ears pick up several horror stories of missed flights, etc, and a lightbulb goes off in my head that we are on a flight, only added to Delta's schedule that morning (BOS agent told me that), which is FULL of folks with blown connections: my guess is Delta collected us in a quiet backwater--Cincinnati--and is now shuttling us to the hub to finish sorting us out to final destinations. It took me 50 yrs of flying, but I finally got myself on a real "loser" flight! Has this happened to anyone else? It seems clear to me that all the airlines must do this sort of thing, since on a given day there must be hundreds of such losers in the airline lottery. By the way, Delta was great thruout, and even put us in 1st class for the last leg, (where I confess I broke my rule about not drinking when flying). But it could have been worse: we only had carry-on bags!
1. A few weeks after she had shoulder surgery, she was flying to visit me in Indiana. Because she couldn't lift anything over her head, she called Northwest to ask what she should do about bringing a carry-on. The agent told her that one of the flight attendants would help her lift her carry-on in the overhead storage. When she got on the plane, my mom explained to the attendant that she had just had surgery and asked if she could get some help stowing her carry-on. The agent very rudely told her that it wasn't part of her job description and if she couldn't lift the bag, she shouldn't have brought a carry-on. My mom was left dumbfounded. Luckily, a kind passenger offered to help her.
2. The second time my mom had troubles was on a NW/KLM flight returning home from Budapest. (Budapest-Amsterdam-Minneapolis). She had a carry-on packed with fragile gifts. The agent told her that she couldn't bring both her purse and the small rolling suitcase on the plane. My mom tried to tell her that the suitcase had valuables, but the agent didn't listen. She whisked it off to the checked baggage. She told my mom that the carry-on would be available planeside in Amsterdam. That never happened. When my mom finally got her bag back in Minneapolis, many of the things in it were broken. When she went to file a claim, she was told that she shouldn't pack valuables in checked baggage!
When I was 8 years old we were flying out of Atlanta back to Cleveland. We left around 7 PM. We got all the way up to Cleveland and discovered that the landing gear would not lock. We flew all the way back down to some Air Force base. They foamed the runway while we burned off fuel for another hour or two. About 2 AM we bounced a landing and luckily locked the landing gear. We sat in the plane for another two hours until they flew another plane in to get us home. We arrived in Cleveland at 6:30 AM to find it was in the middle of a horrible snow storm - about 8 inches on the ground.
The kicker is that the airline did not compenstate anyone for being late or offered anyone a hotel room so we didn't have to drive home in the snow. My Mom had my brother and I to deal with.
Worse yet, we still had to go to school that day - late, but we still went!
Last August flying to Moline, IL via Chicago, our Chicago flight gets in 5 hours out we actual diverted to Dayton for fuel. No connections available Chicago on and off shut down. We decide to drive; stand in an unmoving baggage kine for 25 minutes then call co-worker and ask him to fight with them so I can get on the road in our $500 one way rental. They assure him my bag will be on a flight later today. It shows up 24 hours later soaking wet. I guess since they didn't have another plane to put it on it just sat on tarmac in rain. I had to use the laundry bags to separate my new (24 Walmarts are your friend) clothes from my wet ones.
and my favorite. Flying out of Vegas connecting in Denver 30 minutes between flights. Flight is delayed 45 minutes, I approach the desk and ask for assistance rebooking only to be told that will be handled in Denver because "you don't know you will miss your flight" Well unless this plane can defy all laws of time and physics I was pretty sure it was a done deal. Get to Denver, no connection, threatened by staff with "Ejection from the airport", put on a flight to Baltimore arrive after the airport is closed, janitor had to direct us to rental car counter, drive home to Philly. Call the next day and am chastised by customer service for not reporting it at the airport. Bags eventually show up next day, never actually figured out where they went.
Finally somebody started making some calls, we borrowed an airport wheelchair to go outside to a taxi, borrowed the hotel wheelchair to go up to the room and the wheelchair arrived the next day on the next flight from London.
Oh and of course, leaving Qatar proved equally difficult since the return legs for two of us were cancelled as we were no-shows on that original Paris flight. Perfect!
Oh, but wait, it gets better on the return flight. Another red-eye. I settled in my so-called first-class seat and decided to try to get some sleep. Wrapped my blanket around me. Ugh, it stunk. I tried to ignore the stench, but ugh, it was gross. So I took a closer look, and . . . yep. Vomit. My blanket was dribbling with vomit.
I asked the flight attendant for another blanket -- and can you believe she said NO. Said there weren't any. So I loudly said, "This blanket stinks! It's full of vomit!" And she rushed over to grab it from me and gave me another, nicely wrapped in plastic this time.
OK, folks, just so you know. That was UNITED. And PS -- yes i did inform United. And no, they wouldn't refund the miles. They said I cashed them for an upgrade, and I got my upgrade.
We each had a change of clothes and a swimsuit in our carry-on when we left home but we were now wearing those, and the previous days clothes needed washing and were for colder weather. Our first order of business was to wash clothes and obtain new ones but it was now Saturday evening and what few shops were on this island had already closed.
Sunday - no bags, all shops closed.
Monday - no bags. My wife and I each bought a t-shirt and another swimsuit, and she bought some shorts. No footwear of any kind is sold on the island. Washed clothes again.
Tuesday - no bags. Everybody on the island knows our predicament. We were actually given t-shirts and offered other clothing. The only time we have been in a taxi was to get from the airport to the hotel, but every cab driver knows who we are and all are trying to be the ones to bring us our bags.
Wednesday - washed clothes again. My bag arrives as the sun is setting.
Thursday - wearing some of my clothes and my flip-flops, my wife is informed at lunchtime that her bag will arrive shortly.
Friday - first full day with everything we packed for the trip.
Saturday - fly home. We have to connect through Philly again. When we arrive home in Virginia, our bags are not there. Two days later they show up on our doorstep.
I wrote a scathing letter to USAIR about the experience. They sent my wife and I each a coupon for $200 off the price of a round trip ticket with an experiation date that I can't recall. I threw them in the trash. This happened 3 years ago. I have traveled to the Caribbean 3 times since. Not once on USAIR and never had a baggage problem. When I told the story at work, a woman here in the office told a similar story. Apparently USAir's Philadelphia baggage system is a black hole.
To top it all off, he chose this particular week to quit smoking!
When he returned, he went straight to Lost Luggage and retrieved his missing bag immediately, where it had sat undisturbed for the full seven days! Rarely has a person been so grateful to come back to deep winter and the prospect of work the next day.
It gets worse. The next substitute plane came in and we left only to turn around and fly back to Miami due to a tracking system issue. We were told that the plane was not "sound of" to fly over international waters! Another four hour goes and AA found ANOTHER plane to fly. This time we did the 8.5 hour to Rio however we missed all of Fridays' events including Friday's Carnival. We missed a total delay of 20 hours from the original scheduled departure time!
I am not an expert in airline procedures or the mechanics of commercial jets but I truly believe it should NEVER four plane to complete one trip and certain things should have been made quicker and better.
We did return without any problems on Feb 27, 2009 however all of us are fighting American to get money or miles for the two days we missed. We should not have to fight for our individual rights but we do. AA has a lot of explaining to do
Day 1: On arriving in San Jose, we were told the bag was still in Philadelphia, our connecting city, and would come on the next flight the following day. We were given a local Costa Rica phone number to call and a case number.
Day 2: We called in the morning and were told that the bag was on its way, on the flight to San Jose, and would be delivered that evening. Needless to say the bag did not arrive; we called and were told that the bag was in Phoenix (!) but would be in Costa Rica the next day.
Day 3: Again, our bag did not arrive. We called and were told that the bag had been delivered to a hotel we'd never heard of. As we were talking with the agent, the story changed and our luggage was now in Philadelphia again. We were told it would arrive the following day.
Day 4: Again, no luggage. By this time we were pretty tired of wearing only the change of clothes we had on the airplane (underwear and socks included). Spoke to someone who said our luggage definitely would not make it to Costa Rica, possibly ever.
Despite her certainty about this, she was also certain that there was no record of our luggage, our case, or any of our numerous calls.
Day 5: called yet again, and were told that our bag had been in Charlotte since Day 2, but was definitely on a flight to Costa Rica and would be delivered that evening. Called back that evening after the flight landed, and were told that the bag was not on the flight and there was no information in their computer as to where it was or even if it exists. They theorized that the bag was probably in Philadelphia. We logged into their lost bag website and requested that if the bag showed up, it be sent back to our home in the US.
Day 6: Called the local CR office and were told that the bag was still lost. Looked online and the website showed that the bag was being sent back to our house. Left our hotel for dinner, came back, and the bag was in the hotel lobby. The VERY next day, we flew back to the US and had to pay $25 to check the bag for the return flight.
etBlue told me they never open baggage, that I would have to contact TSA. TSA says there would have been a note left in my bag if they had searched the bag/removed the inhalers. Both tell me I have no recourse. The cost out of my pocked to replace the two inhalers was $65...almost the cost with taxes included of my one-way ticket to Boston!
Whenever we get comments like this, seriously, it makes our day, and I hope the days of our fare researchers, real live human beings who hunt all day long for true values that simply cannot be found by the computer-based searches that other fare comparison and listing services use. And not to brag or anything (we would NEVER do that hehe) but by sending you to that BA flight plus hotel deal, we actually lost revenue. Had we sent you to BA through Orbitz or Travelocity for just the airfare, without mentioning the package deal, we would have made a few bucks. But that's not how we do things here. Just pointing this out for any new users to our site who might not be aware. End of shameless self-promotion and thanks for writing!